Women are whores

I’ve dated a lot of girls, and I’ve figured something out; they’re all whores. I guess it makes sense since it’s the oldest profession. I ask a girl out, we go out for coffee, I have to pay, take her to see a movie, I pay, dinner, again my wallet comes out. They just expect it. One chick got upset cos I suggested we watch movies at home, “don’t you want to be seen in public with me?” I said it wasn’t that, I had no money that’s all. She dumped me, what a bitch. I hate women like that, they just want a boyfriend as a status symbol and so they don’t have to pay. The more you ‘romance’ them, the more willing they are to perform sexual favours. It’s kinda like. Dinner and movie = you get to feel her up. Flowers, dinner, go clubbing = you get head. Three good dates = sex. See? Women are whores.

I remember ready about a study that was done somewhere with chimps (I think), where they taught them about trade. For doing tasks they were given tokens, which they could use to exchange for things, food, toys etc. The female chimps found a way to get extra tokens. Yep, even female chimps will be whores to get the stuff they want.

I see it all the time at work, a chick will flirt with a guy to get him to buy her a drink. A few drinks later and they’re kissing in a corner.

What’s wrong with fair trade? Why is it always at the guy’s expense?