The shit I do to piss off my family

Coloring my hair.

It’s been black, blond and is currently blue, I might go back to black, but the blue really bugs dad.

Piercings, the more the better.

I started with my ears, no one noticed. Next I got a septum; yeah it’s pretty hard to miss a fucking ring through your son’s nose! I got grounded (like that ever stoped me). I got both nipples done when I was 16 (its great having friends who’ll do it for you.). Dad never noticed until I was 17, then the shit hit the fan. Add to that snakebites and my right eyebrow, I should have been kicked out by now.

Put my sister’s tampons in my brother’s sock drawer.

No one else was at home, I wasn’t supposed to be either, I just went home to change before heading out. When I say change what I really meant was….

Wear my sister’s clothes.

I do it all the time, from when she was 14 and I was 16. It started with t-shirts, but soon enough I was stealing her jeans and socks. I don’t bother so much these days, I go buy my own chick clothes.

Get caught fucking.

As often as possible, all over the house.

Get caught kissing guys.

Its only Dai, so I don’t think that really counts. Is that why dad calls me a fag?

Get caught getting head from another guy.

Again, only Dai. Maybe THAT’S why dad calls me a fag?

Smoking, drinking and drugs.

Too easy.

Drop out of school.

It was a waste of time anyway.